I want to stick my p in your. b.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
