her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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