need another drink. this is the easiest way
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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