Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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