what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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