This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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