so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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