i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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