Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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