My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The feeling are messing with the penis
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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