Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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