I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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