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yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Sober January is a disaster.
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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