Can Purell be used as lube?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I smell like Dick and happiness
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
