She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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