Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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