just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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