I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
