Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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