Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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