have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
