Your dad touched me again.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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