If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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