GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
