How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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