you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Its about making memories worth repressing
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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