If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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