Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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