We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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