Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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