make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
