was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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