You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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