New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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