Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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