I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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