The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Someone signed my nipple.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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