I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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