he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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