she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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