It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
This toilet bowl is my home.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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