the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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