i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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