Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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