okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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