Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
