I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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