At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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