babies were throwing up all over the place
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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