I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i think my cat just said my name.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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