You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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