It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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