quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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