names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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