i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just found puke in my bra..
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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