I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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