Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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