But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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