I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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