Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I touched a dick in church today
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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